Hakuna Matata
myglitteryself:

thatoldstory:

saved the world with Bruce Banner.

is actually the child of hawkeye 
* O *
pretty sure my mom is black widow then
* O *

got into a fight with bruce banner. D:

myglitteryself:

thatoldstory:

saved the world with Bruce Banner.

is actually the child of hawkeye 

* O *

pretty sure my mom is black widow then

* O *

got into a fight with bruce banner. D:

friend: how long does it take to get there?
me: about 5 songs
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.